Bikini Jeans : Say "I'm a slut" without saying a word

I discovered a new blog called Dethroner which is aimed at guys and all the crap we like. I say crap with all the reverence and affection that a guy can assign to something that he enjoys alot. If you don't get that then you aren't a guy.

Anyhow Whilst getting "up to speed" with this new read I cam across a post about Bikini Jeans with the picture here to the left. All I can say is ugh!

These have to be the ugliest things I have ever seen! I love hip huggers
, cuz you see I am a hip man. Some people are ass men, and then of course there are the boob men, I am a hip man. Give me some nice curvy child bearing style hips and I am in heaven. Hip huggers make even the straightest waist appear to curve ever so seductively. These things just scream Hoochie. Not that I am opposed to Hoochies either, it's just that as Alex at Dethroner notes about the "whale tail" trend that swept the country a while back and still lingers on....

I remember when that whole Brazilian influence hit, that visible-panties-over-the-top-of-the-jeans craze and thinking how silly that was, but eventually I got used to it, inasmuch as there were endless numbers of muffintop girls who were flagrantly violating the privilege. This one takes that idea and bumps it up a step or six.

Therein lies the danger. Every sea cow on the planet is going to slather a pair of these across her thunder thighs and damn near blind every hetero sexual male on the planet. There isn't enough bleach in the world to clean your eyes from the sight of Big Bertha in her bikini Jeans
...that shit will make you want to die or turn you gay. What do you say Yamagooers? You wanna see people rocking this look over the summer on Columbus Blvd?

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Ok, here's the deal....

My birthday is February 14th...that's right Valentines Day. Being that my birthday falls on the internationally recognized "day of luv" I am keenly aware if the days significance. I get it though that guys don't really "get" Valentines Day and see it as a terrible obligation to be met with resistance or to be simply forgotten till the last minute (c'mon admit it more than one of you has picked up flowers from a street vendor on the drive home).


So I figured I'd help out by getting you to take action NOW and then be able to "fuggedaboutit" and still get a little somethin, somethin on St Val's day from your....

CHOOSE ONE:
a.)girl
b.)wife
c.) all of the above

We have arranged an additional 10% off the already up to 40% off any FTD floral purchase made in the next 48 hours ( I am trying to get that increased!) That's HALF OFF...(Do you know how much flowers cost once February hits? Its outfuckinrageous!)

Simply click the banner above, order flowers to be sent to your choice of the above, at the location she will be at on a typical Wednesday morning and ....DUDE UR DONE! Thats right! You will have your ass covered for Valentines Day and it isn't even February yet AND you saved $$$!!! WTF!

Now I still recommend that you take her out somewhere nice to eat (MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!..FUCKING RIGHT NOW>>>GO>>>) and buy her something nice...AND if you aren't a complete fucking tard on the day of you will get some!!!!! And it'll be that "you bought me stuff and the thought of you shopping makes me all hot and naughty! "...type sex that we all really love. As a matter of fact buy her something from here while you're at it----------------->>>>>>>
and then get Ur freak on...you deserve it for thinking ahead!

This is why video cameras exist....

This is my nomination for the best use of a video camera by a horny guy. Nice work!