Seriously....WTF?....You don't believe me? It's true......ok LOOK..(From Softpedia)
A German research group said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
See we knew it was good for us. Secretly we stared and it just felt right. We feel good when confronted with a nice healthy set of Sweater Puppies and now we have research...RESEARCH! That says it is Good for us. Dr. Weatherby goes on...
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.
CUTS STROKE AND HEART ATTACK IN HALF?! ADDS 5 Years TO YOUR LIFE! Holy CRAP! This should become mandatory. Women with D-Cup or larger breasts should be obligated to wear low cut, tight shirts and sweaters so their Beautiful Bouncing Betties can spread the health. We need PSA's on TV promoting what could be the simplest, most enjoyable, and apparently highly effective countermand for a serious health risk threatening men the world over!
Where is the public proclamation from the Surgeon General? Where is the TIME Magazine cover. Where is the Nobel Prize for research? Staring at how should we say it....
Booblets (for small ones)
Breakfast, dinner and everything in between
Dual Air Bags
Heavens in your hands
Heaves o' Heavan
Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time)
Lefty & Righty
Mountains of Love
Mountains of Perfection
Purple People Eaters
Quicker Sticker Uppers
Tracks o' land
Brothers (As in: "Here comes Suzi and her brothers")
Midgets (As in: "Looks like she's hiding some midgets in her shirt")
"Nice set of lungs"
Punks (As in: "what did you do last nigt? -- I got up on dem PUNKS!")
Holz vor der Huette
Breakfast of Champions
God's gift to men
(Phew!)....................has been not medically proven to extend your life! God is good.
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