Boobs lead to longer life...

Here guys.....Don't say I never did anything for you! By staring at the picture to the left for just 10 minutes you have done the equivalent of 30 minutes of aerobic exercise and thereby extended your life.

Seriously....WTF?....You don't believe me? It's true......ok LOOK..(From Softpedia)

A German research group said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

See we knew it was good for us. Secretly we stared and it just felt right. We feel good when confronted with a nice healthy set of Sweater Puppies and now we have research...RESEARCH! That says it is Good for us. Dr. Weatherby goes on...

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.

CUTS STROKE AND HEART ATTACK IN HALF?! ADDS 5 Years TO YOUR LIFE! Holy CRAP! This should become mandatory. Women with D-Cup or larger breasts should be obligated to wear low cut, tight shirts and sweaters so their Beautiful Bouncing Betties can spread the health. We need PSA's on TV promoting what could be the simplest, most enjoyable, and apparently highly effective countermand for a serious health risk threatening men the world over!

Where is the public proclamation from the Surgeon General? Where is the TIME Magazine cover. Where is the Nobel Prize for research? Staring at how should we say it....
Air Bags
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Balongas
Barackas
Bass Drums
Bazongas
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Bazooms
Big-ones
Big 'Uns
Binoculars
Bodacious Ta-Ta's
Bongos
Boobies
Booblets (for small ones)
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Boulders
Bouncers
Bouncing Betties
Breakfast, dinner and everything in between
Breasts
Breastisists
Cabbobbas
Cajungas
Cantelopes
Chest
Chestnuts
Chi Chi's
Chickies
Coconuts
Conversation Pieces
Crowd Pleasers
Cum Recepticles
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Dueling Banjos
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Erotic Volcanos
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Guns
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Hand Warmers
Headlights
Heavens in your hands
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Hills
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Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time)
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Midgets (As in: "Looks like she's hiding some midgets in her shirt")
"Nice set of lungs"
Punks (As in: "what did you do last nigt? -- I got up on dem PUNKS!")
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Baghylerhåndtag
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Breakfast of Champions
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God's gift to men
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Silken Swells
Swollen Bounties
(Phew!)....................has been not medically proven to extend your life! God is good.

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