Don't forget to tune in tonight to the RaunchFoxXx FoxXxcast on Stickam.com at 9pm PST /12 Midnight on the East coast. We'd love to see you there. On that note I have been entertaining the possibility of offering a special Unedited DVD version of my two popular CANCELLED FoxXxcast segments Gash or Stache and Rack or Crack.
If you don't watch the show the segments are games where you decide whether the small edit I show you is either a piece of a womans hairy hoo-hah or a guys stache or in the case of rack or crack if the edit comes from some hefty sweater meat cleavage or from a "coin slot" plumbers crack. On the show we honor the TOS (Terms of service) for the networks that we broadcast on (Stickam and BlogTV respectively) and therefore make certain to edit all the "naughty bits" out of the reveal shot. In the case of Gash or Stache in particular these pictures tend to be ...well....disgusting, but are mostly hidden to respect the rules.(note- Gash or Stache was not originally my idea but was rather the brain child of Craig David from the outrageous and awesome website b3ta.com and was a flash game called Gash or Tash. I have modified the game and taken it elsewhere but credit is always do where it is do!) SO I have been contemplating a legal way to show the 25,000 or so regular viewers of the FoxXxcast what they have been "missing." I'm also interested in seeing how many of these folks actually visit the blog here. So maybe we'll have to come up with a guage. Buy a Gashologist T-shirt (To the right of this post) and get a free DVD? Hmmmmm? Let's start with this...If you would like to own a copy of this limited edition DVD or are a FoxXxcast regular...Drop a comment here and we'll see what we can do. DISCONTINUED!!
Here guys.....Don't say I never did anything for you! By staring at the picture to the left for just 10 minutes you have done the equivalent of 30 minutes of aerobic exercise and thereby extended your life.
A German research group said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
See we knew it was good for us. Secretly we stared and it just felt right. We feel good when confronted with a nice healthy set of Sweater Puppies and now we have research...RESEARCH! That says it is Good for us. Dr. Weatherby goes on...
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.
CUTS STROKE AND HEART ATTACK IN HALF?! ADDS 5 Years TO YOUR LIFE! Holy CRAP! This should become mandatory. Women with D-Cup or larger breasts should be obligated to wear low cut, tight shirts and sweaters so their Beautiful Bouncing Betties can spread the health. We need PSA's on TV promoting what could be the simplest, most enjoyable, and apparently highly effective countermand for a serious health risk threatening men the world over!
Where is the public proclamation from the Surgeon General? Where is the TIME Magazine cover. Where is the Nobel Prize for research? Staring at how should we say it.... Air Bags Arm Rests Ballermen Balloons Balongas Barackas Bass Drums Bazongas Bazookas Bazooms Big-ones Big 'Uns Binoculars Bodacious Ta-Ta's Bongos Boobies Booblets (for small ones) Boobs Boulders Bouncers Bouncing Betties Breakfast, dinner and everything in between Breasts Breastisists Cabbobbas Cajungas Cantelopes Chest Chestnuts Chi Chi's Chickies Coconuts Conversation Pieces Crowd Pleasers Cum Recepticles Cupcakes Deals Dick Squeezers Dingers Dual Air Bags Dueling Banjos Ear Warmers Entertainment Erotic Volcanos Flesh Pillows Flippers Floaters Flotation Devices Fog Lights French Horns Fried Eggs Fun Bags Gifts Golden Bozos Guns Guzzongas Hand Warmers Headlights Heavens in your hands Heaves o' Heavan Hills Hogans Honkers Hooters Incentives Jigglers Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time) Jobblies Joy Buzzers Jugoombies Jugs Jumblies Knobs Lactation Stations Lefty & Righty Lil 'Uns Lolas Lollipops Love Humps Love Muffins Lunch Trays Kittens Magic Mountains Mammaries Mammery Cannons Massive Melons Melons Milk Jugs Milk Wagons Missles Mosquito Bites Mounds Mountains Mountains of Love Mountains of Perfection Muffins Nay-Nays Nipple Cushions Nockers Non-Dairy Creamers Nugens Pacifiers Pair Party Favors Party Hats Peaks Penis Pillows Penis Pleasers Penis Warmers Pillows Pints Play Toys Puppies Purple People Eaters Quicker Sticker Uppers Rack Radio Dials Recliners Riding Handles Ripe Flesh Rocky Mountains Set Smarties Snack Trays Stacks Squeezables Sweater Kittens Taters Thingys Tits Titymackers Tomatoes Tonkers Torpedoes Tracks o' land Twangers Twin Peaks Twins Warheads Wazoos Weapons Whammies Whoahs Whoppers Window Displays Winnebago's Wobblers Woffers Yaboos Yazoos Yummys Zambonies Zepplin Brothers (As in: "Here comes Suzi and her brothers") Midgets (As in: "Looks like she's hiding some midgets in her shirt") "Nice set of lungs" Punks (As in: "what did you do last nigt? -- I got up on dem PUNKS!") Azeem Babbenutter Babser Baghylerhåndtag Ballamaenner Bergerner Charakter Delis Duttln Familienjuwelen Geraete Gomas Holz vor der Huette Jader Jordi Moerderteile Möpse Nawgs Nichons Norks Ohren Otises Pai Pakkenusser Patter Pechonos Peitos Pramme Pukler Quarktaschen Quasteln Schleuche Stoßdämpfer Tetas Tetotas Titten Vusi Breakfast of Champions Burgeoning Aspices God's gift to men Proffered Fruit Silken Swells Swollen Bounties (Phew!)....................has been not medically proven to extend your life! God is good.
Maxim Magazine has a great video countdown of the Greatest Martial Arts Moments. Take a look and then stick around and find some pictures of chicks...or if you are a chick then...go look at the chicks...we like it like that around here! Love the ladies who love the ladies...yes we do!
We created a YouTube account just for the blog. Most of our shit will probably get banned right off the bat but we'll give it a go 'til we find the right balance. Are Boobies ok on YouTube...can't tell sometimes. WTF anyway enjoy the Yamagoo Ad we put together for Myspace!
Don't forget to tune in tonight to the RaunchFoxXx FoxXxcast on Stickam.com at 9pm PST /12 Midnight on the East coast. We'd love to see you there. On that note I have been entertaining the possibility of offering a special Unedited DVD version of my two 
crack if the edit comes from some hefty sweater meat cleavage or from a "coin slot" plumbers crack. On the show we honor the TOS (Terms of service) for the networks that we broadcast on (Stickam and BlogTV respectively) and therefore make certain to edit all the "naughty bits" out of the reveal shot. In the case of Gash or Stache in particular these pictures tend to be ...well....disgusting, but are mostly hidden to respect the rules. (note- Gash or Stache was not originally my idea but was rather the brain child of Craig David from the outrageous and awesome website b3ta.com and was a flash game called Gash or Tash. I have modified the game and taken it elsewhe
re but credit is always do where it is do!) 
