I don't want to make Michael Vick official asshole of the week, but I do nominate him for IDIOT of the Week! He has officially been cleared of all suspicion by the Miami authorities but ONLY because he is Mike Vick. If it was you or me, or anyone who's not famous we'd be facing some sort of Federal Terror/Drug Trafficking charge. There's so much to say here but I think that SNL's Weekend up date nailed it so I'll leave it to them to share my thoughts. Enjoy!