Constant Asshole

I'm not going to nominate Pat Robertson for Celebrity Asshole of the Week....I'm suggesting he go on the list permanently.

This ass hat makes every Christian in the world groan out loud when he starts telling us all what God told him. If you were God, supreme creator of the universe would you talk to this fucking idiot stick? I wish he would shut up...anyhow here's the latest...Pat says that God told him there'll be a major terrorist attack in the U.S. in the latter part of 2007. Here's the quote from AP...

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Alright let's see, last year there was supposed to be a Tsunami that devastated the U.S. Oh and this is the same guy who says we should just fuckin whack the rulers of countries that don't do as we say.... You know the friggin Jihadists claim that Allah is giving them messages he isn't giving anyone else. We call them crazy, hell Pat calls them crazy, but he is absofuckinloutely certain that God has decided to save us all through him? PLEASE!

Pat here's some advice, smoke a big fat doobie, eat some mother fucking twinkies, chill-out and SHUT-UP! The only people listening to you are the hopelessly helpless. Please, go away and stay away!

1 comment:

  1. I second that emotion. ANY asshole that claims to talk to God DIRECTLY by all rights should be in a padded room drinking prozac cocktails and yet we let this jack off on TV to TALK to people and worse yet, people LISTEN!

    Hey, me and God are like THIS and personally, God told ME Pat Robertson is a bedwetting sissy...


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