(I know its not a Gadget, but everyone needs a good laugh!!!)
Suk Mi Pagoda Menu Cuntonese Cuisine, 6969 Fellatio Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 281-6969 (that's Two ate one, sixty-nine, sixty-nine)
A-La-Carte
Cream Sum Yung Guy... Women love it
Cum Drop Soup ....... Same as above, but no MSG
Suc Sum Tit ......... Chef's favorite Luncheon
Specials
1. Sum Yung Chick....Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc ......Same as #1 but without brains
3. Wong Hong Lo......Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork.......Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork.......Mostly dark meat for big eaters
Dinner Combinations
1. Goo in Hand..........For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang..........Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon.........Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick........Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo..........Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit..........A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick........No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang.......Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo.........Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung.........Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now..........Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick.......Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp Twat........Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face.........Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt.........Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo........Lobster bibs & raincoats provided
Ai Bang Mai Ne-----------I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu--------------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat--------------You need a face lift
Dum Gai------------------A stupid person
Gun Pao Der--------------An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung------------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding-----------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun------------A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia------------------Approach me
Lao Ze Sho---------------Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi-------------------Not very good
Lin Ching----------------An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding------------A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn-------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai-----------------A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne-------------A small horse
Ten Ding Ba--------------Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung-------------A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah-------------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim---------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice
FACT: SMILING USES LESS MUSCLES THEN "FROWNING"......SO STOP BEING AN ASS-HAT!!!
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