Mouth Watering Fun

So, a new blog same ol' Captain, and hopefully you find my post as hand trembling as i do. My friends, get your credit cards ready! Now a day, almost everyone has a jump drive, ipod, or otherwise portable storage device. So many things, so little time. Speaking of time......

I can tell you want one already.......

8GB ( not a typo), count em' 8, on your wrist, everyplace you go!!! 1.5-inch display with OLED technology, and supports video, music, pictures and the classic watch function. store MP4/WMV/AVI videos to watch them on the 160 x 128 pixels display at 25 frames per second, MP3/WMA/WAV audio files at 32~320Kbps, and JPEG pictures.
The watch shows 24 hour style time, date, and comes with built-in microphone for sound recording in WAV file format, and with 2.5/3.5 mm earphone jack, Chinese/German/English/Italian/French/Portuguese/Spanish/Polish languages support, USB 2.0 connectivity, and compatibility with Windows 98/SE/ME/2000/XP/Vista operating system. This is less then $80, basically the cost of a flash drive, and yes, it is a flash drive..... ON STEROIDS!!! buy to and your ready to DJ on the fly, anywhere with over 2000 MP3s at the touch of your wrist. Dont be ashamed, it gave me half a chubby to..... You can thank me later.

How Lazy are WE?

I think we have all hit a new low in laziness. I mean as a culture. Here for your disbelief and general ridicule is the Motorized Ice Cream Cone. Now I am generally in favor of most gadgets that simplify our lives but.....

At last, a way to eat ice cream without all that annoying twisting! Load the removable dish with ice cream, push the button and the ice cream turns while you enjoy one of the world’s most popular treats. No more licking around the edges of a drippy cone! Fun for all ages. Removable dish is dishwasher safe.

How friggin' lazy do you have to be to not be able to lick your own ice cream cone? Do we really need something like this? No wonder we as Americans are so damn fat. Unbefuckinlievevable!