Feel the Force Mother Fucker

This came from Lupashto (thank you baby!), she discovered it whilst Stumbling with Stumble Upon...

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Feel the force Mother Fuc*er

The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's
Character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' Say in the Star
Wars Prequels.

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these
ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause
even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively,
have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room...
accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna
do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce
on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother
gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad MotherFucker.'


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How Do You Give More Than 100%

So that cell phone math was rather wild, not to mention a great post. While stumbling i cam across this Math. Now i know how to get ahead in a corporate world

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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eBay prepares to StumbleUpon new acquisition

I read this today on MarketingVox, who apparently got their information from TechCrunch....

"eBay is approaching the last leg of its negotiation talks for StumbleUpon, setting the bill of sale at $75 million, divulges TechCrunch.

Having raised just $1.5 million in one round seed financing, StumbleUpon's $75 sale will long be bringing bread for its investors. And though the agreement is not yet final, the purchase seems certain. The startup has been courting acquisition since last November.

StumbleUpon, a service that parks a "Stumble!" icon on Web browsers and loads a random medley of websites guided by user feedback, boasted 2.1 million users in April, up from December's 1.7 million.

A little over 4 million sites per day receive "stumblers" seeking sites of interest to them."

If you don't use StumbleUpon then you are missing out on a simple and highly customizable way to discover cool places on the web. When I first met my wife she told me she didn't use the internet very much because it was simply too big. Trying to decide what to look at was a daunting task. There's alot of truth to that statement and StumbleUpon holds many of the answers to the questions people have about what is out there in cyber-space.

If you look to the left sidebar you will note that our Group StumbleUpon account is listed there. If you go to our StumbleBlog you will find many pictures of naked or semi naked women. That is one of things that you can find on StumbleUpon, if you want. However you don't ever have to see a naked anything using StumbleUpon due to its extremely customizable search structure, which is as simple as checking boxes to indicate what you want to see. The categories are endless and the sites are all recommended by the users.

I have discovered some awesome Movie Trailers, great web-sites, found breaking news stories long before the "big blogs" got to them, and generally enjoyed HOURS of "Stumbling" while waiting for files to load, emails to arrive, or just simply to discover pictures like the one here on the right which stole my breath away the first time I "stumbled" upon it.

StumbleUpon makes discovering the net EXACTLY what you want it to be.....exciting, fun, and personal.